This guide provides a step-by-step walkthrough to help you unlock all achievements in Finnish Cottage Simulator.
A Pleasant Aroma
Throw some beer on the sauna stove with the ladle while the sauna is hot enough.
-You can pour beer into the bucket or directly into the ladle. The sauna needs to be at least 70 degrees (I think, I always go in when it’s at 140)
Bzzzz
Get killed by a wasp.
-Simply stand under a wasps’ nest and the wasps will sting you until you die. If there isn’t a nest above the cottage door when you start, there should be one at Pekka’s cottage on the electric box.
Alternate Dimension
Enter the backpack dimension.
-You need a friend for this one. Sit on one of the white plastic lawn chairs and have your friend pick you up, and then put the chair into the backpack with you on it.
A Rough Night
Drink enough to black out.
-I drank three bottles of booze before blacking out.
Intrusive Thoughts
Kill a neighbor.
-Make sure you save before doing this, and reload your save after, as they will NOT respawn. You can either shoot them or hit them with an axe.
Jarppi
Throw a dart into another player’s stomach while they’re not wearing clothes.
-You need a friend for this one. Have your friend undress in the sauna’s dressing room, and go pick up a dart from the shed. Then simply throw it at your friend’s stomach. For some reason the person throwing the dart must be wearing clothes or the dart will simply phase through your friend.
Through the Three With Four’s Blower
Turbocharge your moped or boat.
-To get the turbo you need to bring Jari 25 full cases of beer. To get the beer case mission, you first have to find his 10mm wrench for him. When you get the turbo, bring it to your crafting table in the shed along with the motor you want to put it on, along with a roll of jesus tape.
Traveler Man
-You will get the backpack after chopping some wood for Kalevi.
Items needed:
Reel rod (found in the shed)
Pole rod (found in the shed)
Axe (found just outside the shed, on a tree stump)
Thermos (found in the kitchen)
Fishing hook (found in the shed, in the tackle box)
Oil lamp (found in the potato cellar)
Knife
Rifle (mission reward from Marjatta)
Shotgun (found upstairs next to the bed)
Wooden cup (found in the kitchen)
No Moose Left Behind
Kill a moose with an axe.-Find a moose and kill it with an axe. We’re lucky Seppo is in superhuman shape.
