Getting all 35 achievements in Woman Simulator is not as simple as finishing the week. I put this guide together because a few of these unlocks are easy to walk right past, and two of them take real setup across multiple in-game days. If you are stuck on a specific one, this should save you some time.
Most achievements are straightforward, but the Relocation and A Classic Divorce endings need planning well before day 7. I cover those at the end in their own section.
Story Achievements
These are simple. Finish all 7 days and 9 achievements unlock automatically along the way. No special steps needed here — just play through the week.
Easy Achievements (Not Day Dependent)
These can be done at almost any point, which makes them easier to slot in around your chores. A few of them are just buying items from the PC, so check the shop whenever you have a spare moment.
- Escape from the family: Walk away from the house. Once you are far enough, a cutscene triggers and the achievement pops.
- Laundry Disaster: Wash black AND white clothes at the same time, and use the cheap pod.
- New mop: Buy the better mop from the PC.
- New Sponge: Buy the better sponge from the PC.
- Foot Fetishist: Buy the open-toe mop slippers from the PC. The achievement pops when you equip them.
- New slippers: Buy the standard mop slippers from the PC. The achievement pops when you equip them.
- Contraband: Find the censored game between the shelf and the chair on the 1st floor, next to the stairs.
- Freelance Hairdresser: Find the shears in the back garden, behind the big tree.
- Go to Zazhopinsk: Buy the Zazhopinsk Plane Ticket from the PC sometime before finishing day 7. After finishing day 7, choose to leave the house and go to the airport to fly to Zazhopinsk.
- Go to Blyatsk: Buy the Blyatsk Plane Ticket from the PC sometime before finishing day 7. After finishing day 7, choose to leave the house and go to the airport to fly to Blyatsk.
- Go to Ugryumsk: Buy the Ugryumsk Plane Ticket from the PC sometime before finishing day 7. After finishing day 7, choose to leave the house and go to the airport to fly to Ugryumsk.
- Dirty Fitness: Take 1000 dirty steps. All 1000 have to be present in the house at the same time, so you cannot clean old steps while taking new ones. I suggest doing this in a separate playthrough, since it can bug out your tasks.
- Premature Relocation: Lose the game when your husband’s mood reaches 0. Skip your chores and this one is very easy.
- Depression: Lose the game when your mood reaches 0. Do chores until you run out of happiness. Mopping the floor non-stop is a reliable way to do it.
Day 1 Achievements
No Water: On day 1 your husband calls and asks you to take a water reading and pay the bill. Do not do it. Keep in mind you will not have water for the rest of the day.
Day 3 Achievements
Your Husband’s Disappointment: On day 3, your husband calls and asks you to join a dishwashing contest. Let the timer run out and the achievement pops.
Your Husband’s Pride: On day 3, your husband calls and asks you to join a dishwashing contest. Wash all 8 dishes within 1 minute and 40 seconds. Having the sponge upgrade makes this much more manageable.
African Prince: On day 3, check the PC messages and talk to mom. She asks for money. Send $30 to account number 56122. On day 4, message mom again and tell her the truth, and the achievement pops.
Day 4 Achievements
Secret found: On day 4, pick up the flash drive next to the PC. The achievement pops as soon as you grab it.
Day 5 Achievements
Gooooal!: On day 5 you find a football and 2 trash bags set up as goalposts. Walk into the ball to shoot and score a goal.
Saving the Polar Bears: On day 5 your husband calls and asks you to take an electricity reading and pay the bill. Do not do it. Keep in mind you will not have power for the rest of the day.
$20 is $20: On day 5 you find a dufflebag full of money in the closet in the bedroom. Take all the money from it and the achievement pops.
Money Can’t Buy Happiness: When your husband confronts you at the end of the day, give the money back.
Day 6 Achievements
Hoarder: Starting on day 6, interact with the wardrobe in the bedroom to pack your bags.
Ending Achievements
These two need prep starting well before day 4, so I recommend picking one and sticking with it on a dedicated run. Both share the same early steps, and the routes only split on day 7.
Up until day 4, look around the house for documents. When you read them, hold F to inspect them. On day 4, pick up the USB next to the PC and open it on the PC using the code 0308. Inspect all the files too. On day 5, a private investigator contacts you. Tell him what you know about the cockroaches and “the other woman.” He then contacts you every day — trust him fully and pick the friendly options in the dialogues with him. On day 7, he gives you a choice.
| Achievement | Day 7 Choice | Night | Final Step |
|---|---|---|---|
| Relocation | Choose the Maria Stileva option | Call Dudkin and choose Maria | Go to the main door and run to the neighbours |
| A Classic Divorce | Choose the House Seizure option | Call Dudkin and choose Maria | Buy a ticket to Zazhopinsk, then go to the airport and fly there |
For A Classic Divorce, make sure you buy a ticket to Zazhopinsk before the night ends, or you will not be able to complete the route. I picked Maria when calling Dudkin in both cases. The other two options were not tested, so I cannot say whether they work.
Final Thoughts
This is not a hard game to 100%, and it takes around 10 hours (less if you are efficient). This was my first guide, so suggestions are welcome. I will update it if new achievements get added.
