Monster Prom: All Secret Endings Guide (47/47)

All of the following Damien’s secret endings routes will randomly trigger when you go for him. Good luck to get the one route you want

• This route starts with Damien being very pissed at everything (classic Damien)
• when he tells you to move before he punches you:
  -> choose “Joke’s on you” if your smarts is higher than your fun
  -> choose to start dancing if your fun is higher than smarts
• when he is shouting at a banana:
  -> choose to defend the banana if your charm is higher than your boldness (we all know eating a banana is very charming)
  -> choose to eat the banana if your boldness is higher than your smarts
• when you need to convince someone to teach you how to fight
  -> choose to pay Vera if your money is higher than your charm
  -> choose “I need a big strong man to teach me how to fight” if your charm is higher than your money
• go to prom with Damien

• This route starts with Damien being caught doing hairdressing stuff
• when Damien is caught and is losing his ♥♥♥♥ over it
  -> choose to make money rain if your money is higher than your smarts
  -> choose to turn Damien’s phone into a bird if your smarts is higher than your money
• when Damien asks for a more badass hairdressing training method
  -> choose “Witness a loved one getting killed” if your boldness is higher than your charm
  -> choose “rivalrous frenemy relationship” if your charm is higher than your boldness
• when Damien wants to confront his dads about his dream
  -> choose stealth makeover if your creativity is higher than your boldness
  -> choose “change your scissors for a dagger and your makeup for blood” if your boldness is higher than your creativity
• go to prom with Damien

• This route starts with Damien and Scott trying to decide who is the ultimate warrior
• when asked for a way to decide who the ultimate warrior is choose “whoever can punch the sun in face”. the other choice will cancel this route, and you don’t have to worry about stats since as long as you choose this option you will get the route even if you fail here.
• when deciding how to get a spaceship
  -> choose “wikihow” if your smarts is higher than your boldness
  -> choose “check out the school spaceship” if your boldness is higher than your smarts
• when the Coven tries to stop you
  -> choose to forge a scrool if your creativity is higher than your charm
  -> choose “THE SUN WAS THE BIG BAD ALL ALONG” if your charm is higher than your creativity
• when asked to give advice about sun-punching
  -> choose to check your phone if your smarts is higher than your fun
  -> choose “wait until nighttime” if your fun is higher than your smarts
• go to prom with Damien

“Oh, a solution that involves hating stuff in a very public way? Count me in!”

All of the following Liam’s secret endings routes will randomly trigger when you go for him.

• This route starts with Miranda wanting to make Liam the prom king to boost his popularity
• when Miranda asks you what to do to make people follow Liam on social media
  -> choose “post porn and bomb recipes” if your fun is higher than your money
  -> choose “pay homeless people to follow him” if your money is higher than your fun
• when asked how to make sure Liam wins
  -> choose “I’ll dress up as Liam” if your charm is higher than your money
  -> choose “pay people to vote for Liam” if your money is higher than your charm
• when Liam is about to go
  -> choose “confess your feelings” if your charm is higher than your money
  -> choose “pay people to spell ‘I’m sorry’ so it’s visible from space” if your money is higher than your charm
• go to prom with Liam

personal notes: lmao you can literally buy Liam’s way to kingship that’s 10/10

• This route starts with you getting caught doodling a yaoi art of Liam and Damien (that is very based of you, honestly)
• when you get caught choose “This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is ART! I present you, yaoi,” since choosing the other option will cancel this route. I am pretty sure you can fail the stat-check here but if you wanna be safe just in case make sure your creativity higher than your charm
• when giving your first lesson in yaoi
  -> choose “advanced cuddling” if your charm is higher than your boldness
  -> choose “draw me like one of your french girls” if your boldness is higher than your charm
• when Liam asks what his next yaoi should be about
  -> choose “boy in love with his handsome yaoi instructor” if your charm is higher than your boldness
  -> choose “kill your darlings” if your boldness is higher than your charm
• when asked about a secret technique
  -> choose “show the secrets of yaoi intimately” if your charm is higher than your boldness
  -> choose “ceremonial sacrifice” if your boldness is higher than your charm
• go to prom with Liam

personal notes: this is one of my very favorite endings (maybe even my top 1) because of how cute the route is if you choose the charm options and the ending CG for this is my absolute favorite <3

All of the following Miranda’s secret endings routes will randomly trigger when you go for her.

• This route starts with Miranda complaining about a certain someone and wanting to destroy their reputation
• when asked how to destroy her reputation
  -> choose “convince everyone she likes humans” if your smarts is higher than your fun
  -> choose “fart joke” if your fun is higher than your smarts
• when Miranda talks about Ariel
  -> choose “do nothing” if your smarts is higher than your boldness
  -> choose “release the Kraken” if your boldness is higher than your smarts
• when asked to think of something
  -> choose “we bring war!” if your boldness is higher than your creativity
  -> choose “I’ll build a monument to you” if your creativity is higher than your boldness
• go to prom with Miranda

• This route starts with Miranda wanting to do “something nice” not for a certain someone
• when asked what to add
  -> choose toppings if your creativiity is higher than your chram
  -> choose card if your charm is higher than your creativity
• when asked how to break into the principal’s office
  -> choose “web of flies” if your smarts is higher than your charm
  -> choose “burst into tears” if your charm is higher than your smarts
• when asked how to deiver a letter to a certain someone
  -> choose “hire Scuber” if your money is higher than your boldness
  -> choose “dynamite the toilet” if your boldness is higher than your money
• go to prom with Miranda

All of the following Polly’s secret endings routes will randomly trigger when you go for her.

• This route starts with Polly wanting ideas to spice up a party
• when asked for ideas for the party:
  -> choose “spike with mandrake” if your smarts is higher than your creativity
  -> choose “tex attorney/tax evader’ costumes if your creativity is higher than your smarts
• when asked about scientific advice for the bar mitzvah:
  -> choose electric slide if your fun is higher than your smarts
  -> choose “chemistry” if your smarts is higher than your fun
• when asked for advice for the funeral
  -> choose “possess the body” if your fun is higher than your creativity
  -> choose bouncy castle if your creativity is higher than your fun
• go to prom with Polly

• This route starts with Polly mentioning she’s never done a “reverse Romanian Wilkinson” and that she wants to do it
• when she asks you if you know how to do it
  -> choose “I’ve done that loads of times!’ if your charm is higher than your creativity
  -> choose “throw a smoke bomb” if your creativity is higher than your charm
• get 10 money and buy the penguin mask at the shop (can be done at any time, but better to do it at cafeteria time)
• when you’re searching around what “reverse romanian wilkinson” needs
  -> choose “unexpcted search terms’ if your creativity is higher than your charm
  -> choose to convince the Coven to tell you if your charm is higher than your creativity
• when you get to Liam and the guac
  -> choose “toss your money at him” if your money is higher than your charm
  -> choose “blackmail him” if your charm is higher than your money

  ~~ small reminder to buy the penguim mask in case you still haven’t~~

• go to prom with Polly

All of the following Scott’s secret endings routes will randomly trigger when you go for him.

• This route starts with Scott being abnormally hyper
• when asked to do something to calm him down
  -> choose aromatherapy if your creativity is higher than your fun
  -> choose fidget spinner if your fun is higher than your creativity
• get 10 money and purchase a bag of regular cocaine from the shop (can also be done later, but why wait 😀 )
• when asked to help about coach
  -> choose to spike the punch if your fun is higher than your charm
  -> choose to convince coach if your charm is higher than your fun

  Depending on your previous choice the next event will change:

• if you chose to spike the punch:
  -> choose to pretend to be a renowned punch chef if your creativity is higher than your charm
  -> choose to seduce the one in charge of the puch if your charm is higher than your creativity
• if you chose to talk to coach
  -> choose to say that coke is great for sports if your charm is higher than your boldness
  -> choose to snort in from of coach if your boldness is higher than your charm
• go to prom with Scott

• This route starts with Scott mentioning he has found some friends that claim he is their king
• when asked about how to be a good king
  -> choose a hundred push-ups if your boldness is higher than your charm
  -> choose “royalty has been inside you all along” if your charm is higher than your boldness
• when once again asked how to be a good king
  -> choose taxes if your money is higher than your creativity
  -> choose to draw a flag if your creativity is higher than your money
• when Scott is suspicious of his furry friends
  -> choose to say “deer shed their antlers and grow it back” if your smarts is higher than your charm
  -> choose “that panda was a cursed prince” if your charm is higher than your smarts
• go to prom with Scott

All of the following Vera’s secret endings routes will randomly trigger when you go for her.

• This route starts with Vera announcing her decision to become prom queen
• when asked for details on a ritual to help Vera
  -> choose to ask the Coven if your charm is higher than your smarts
  -> choose to search the internet if your smarts is higher than your charm
• get 1 money and buy “a tampom used by a former prom queen” at the shop (you cannot progress this route unless you buy this item, so do it ASAP)
• visit the batchroom and when caught by the principal
  -> choose “it’s for animal abuse III” if your smarts is higher than your fun
  -> choose “the goat is a spy” if your fun is higher than your smarts
• when you need the earrings to complete the ritual
  -> choose “we’re trying to save the world too!” if your charm is higher than your boldness
  -> choose to make replicas of the earring if your boldness is higher than your charm
• go to prom with Vera

• This route starts with Vera announcing a murder-service app
• when asked how to make the app be a success
  -> choose “free range organic murders” if your creativity is higher than your smarts
  -> choose “viral marketing” if your smarts is higher than your creativity
• when Vera complains about the “murder market”
  -> choose “quit crime” if your charm is higher than your creativity
  -> choose “write a song” if your creativity is higher than your charm
• when you need to save Vera
  -> choose to confess your feelings if your charm is higher than your boldness
  -> choose to kiss the crocodile if your boldness is higher than your charm
• go to prom with Vera

personal note: “Murdr” is a top-tier app name tbh

All of the following Calculester’s secret endings routes require the second term DLC. Those routes will randomly trigger when you go for him.

• This route starts with you on a pasta dating app and Calculester wondering what is the meaning of life
• when asked for a metaphor about life from Scott and Damien
  -> choose to “ask how the orange feels” if your charm is higher than your boldness
  -> choose to eat the orange if your boldness is higher than your charm
• when asking Liam and Miranda about art
  -> choose “what the status quo did to you?” if your creativity is higher than your charm
  -> choose “what is Miranda about?” if your charm is higher than your creativity
• when outed about your pasta adventures
  -> choose “carress this plate of ravioli” if your charm is higher than your smarts
  -> choose “there is an added pleasure to enjoying something that took some effort and mastery” if your smarts is higher than your charm
• go to prom with Calculester

(ending #15 Virtual Reality Ending)

• This route starts with Calculester connected to another computer, creating a virtual reality
• when he asks for your opinion on what to do to the VR
  -> choose “steal from ‘Very Upset Birds'” if your fun is higher than your creativity
  -> choose “Calculester’s first law of termodynamics” if your creativity is higher than your fun
• when calculester talks about his VR creatures starting a holy war
  -> choose “controversial scandal” if your creativity is higher than your smarts
  -> choose “Nietzsche” if your smarts is higher than your creativity
• when some of Calcuboi’s citizens start suspecting they are on a virtual reality
  -> choose “send all your most suspicious citizens to an even MORE virtual reality” if your smarts is higher than your creativity
  -> choose the Kardashians if your creativity is higher than your smarts
• go to prom with Calculester

• This route starts with that s**thead Leonard confronting Zoe about her feminine identity
• when you get to confront Leonard
  -> choose “you only buy your videogames when they’re on sale” if your smarts is higher than your fun
  -> choose pokeman duel if your fun is higher than your smarts
• when you confront the wolfpack
  -> choose “you sometimes aren’t born in a way you truly feel” if your smarts is higher than your creativity
  -> choose to produce an action blockbuster if your creativity is higher than your smarts
• when you confront Zoe’s cultists
  -> choose “Z’gord is truly trapped in this totem!” if your is higher than your charm is higher than your fun
  -> choose to introduce them to k-pop if your fun is higher than your charm
• go to prom with Zoe

• This route starts with Zoe’s cultists giving you the title of “prophet” and asking you for advice about how to behave now that Zoe is a high-school girl
• when asked what the cult should be sacrificing
  -> choose “another goat” if your charm is higher than your creativity
  -> choose “your own prejudices” if your creativity is higher than your charm
• when asked who in the cult should have the title of “grandmaster”
  -> choose “become a high-schooler for a day” if your fun is higher than your creativity
  -> choose “whoever can compose the best theme song” if your creativity is higher than your fun
• when the cultists ask for a ritual that would be fitting of Zoe
  -> choose “drinking blue-flavored energy drink” if your creativity is higher than your fun
  -> choose “slumber party” if your fun is higher than your creativity
• go to prom with Zoe

This ending is unlocked after the player has seen half of the events in the game. You will know that you can get this ending when you receive a notification on the main menu saying that “the shop has changed slightly”

• Visit the shop but don’t buy anything. Do that 3 times.
• Visit the shop one more time and there will be a scene with Aaravi, the Slayer
  -> choose outsourcing if your money is higher than your
  -> choose DIY if your creativity is higher than your money
• when with the Coven
  -> choose figurines if your money is higher than your creativity
  -> choose evil twin if your creativity is higher than your money
• when the Interdimentional Prince gets Valerie
  -> choose to share a pic if your creativity is higher than your boldness
  -> choose to start a fire if your boldness is higher than your creativity
• go to prom alone

This route will randomly start when you’re going for either Liam or Polly
• This route starts with Liam and Polly saying they are bored
• when trying to make Liam and Polly reconsider doing an orgy
  -> choose “chess tournament” if your creativity is higher than your charm
  -> choose to start chanting if your charm is higher than your creativity
• when trying to convince Scott and Damien to join
  -> choose “study this book” if your smarts is higher than your fun
  -> choose “fancy hats” if your fun is higher than your smarts
• when trying to convince Miranda
  -> choose “your parents want you to choose a suitor” if your creativity is higher than your charm
  -> choose “parents never trust children” if your charm is higher than your creativity
• when trying to convince Vera
  -> choose “it’s about networking!” if your charm is higher than your creativity
  -> choose “notebook with out-of-the-box ideas” if your creativity is higher than your charm
• go to prom with any of the six main characters

We are done with the rng routes for each character now we’re onto the shop! The following endings will require an specifiic item to be purchased at the shop

important notes: some items only appear after a certain number of endings has been obtained. If you want a certain item and you cannot find it on the shop, try to get some other endings first.

Also make sure to buy the items you need as fast as you can, taking too long might make you unable to finish the item’s route

• Get 5 money and buy “A blanket with two holes” from the shop
• when having fun with your ghost-blanket
  -> choose “levitating stuff” if your smarts is higher than your fun
  -> choose “ghost prank” if your fun is higher than your smarts
• when asked to do something ghostly
  -> choose “boo!” if your creativity is higher than your boldness
  -> choose to throw a rock if your boldness is higher than your creativity
• when asked how you died
  -> choose “I was offered as a sacrifice” if your is fun higher than your charm
  -> choose “I only tell on the third date” if your charm is higher than your fun
• go to prom alone (or with one of the six main interests but they will reject you if you don’t have enough stats for them)

• Get 6 money and buy an erotic fanfiction about dragons from the shop
• when asked about your fvorite arc
  -> choose the sexcalibur arc if your fun is higher than your creativity
  -> choose exclusive chapter if your creativity is higher than your fun
• when asked about Harold being mean
  -> choose to look at Damien’s tinder messages if your creativity is higher than your charm
  -> choose “love is alive and well” if your charm is higher than your creativity
• when talking about the “trolls”
  -> choose to ask nicely if your charm is higher than your creativity
  -> choose to write a fanfic if your creativity is higher than your charm
• go to prom alone

• Get 5 money and buy a corpse from the shop
• when trying to convince that the corpse is a fashion accessory
  -> choose to put the corpse on your head if your smarts is higher than your money
  -> choose to rip a brand logo and put it on the corpse if your money is higher than your smarts
• when asked what to do about the journalist
  -> choose journalism duel if your creativity is higher than your boldness
  -> choose to kill his family if your boldness is higher than your creativity
• when your corpse is endangered
  -> choose “the corpse can protect itself” if your smarts is higher than your charm
  -> choose “love is always the answer!” if your charm is higher than your smarts
• go to prom alone

• Get 7 money and buy “a cult ring” from the shop
• when asked how you got your ring
  -> choose “the truth will always prevail” if your boldness is higher than your creativity
  -> choose “I had to eat my entire body” if your creativity is higher than your boldness
• when asked about your favorite part of the cult
  -> choose “the bonds of friendship” if your charm is higher than your creativity
  -> choose “turning into a dinosaur” if your creativity is higher than your charm
• when brainstorming for recruitment
  -> choose “subliminal messages” if your creativity is higher than your fun
  -> choose “everyone is a member of the club” if your fun is higher than your creativity
• when asked who could be behind the cult
  -> choose “draw a pentagram” if your money is higher than your smarts
  -> choose “ask Vera” if your smarts is higher than your money
• go to prom with Vera

• Get 12 money and buy the blood of an angel from the shop
• when the Coven, Vera and Polly want the angel’s blood
  -> choose “business opportunity” if your smarts is higher than your fun
  -> choose “the most powerful drug are the friends we made along the way” if your fun is higher than your smarts
• when confronting Dmitri
  -> choose to seduce Dmitri if your charm is higher than your creativity
  -> choose “the Coven’s ability to care is their strenght” if your creativity is higher than your charm
• when you’re over Joy’s corpse
  -> choose to sob over her corpse if your charm is higher than your smarts
  -> choose the healing orb if your smarts is higher than your charm
• go to prom alone

• Get 12 money and buy “a set of weirdly specific greeting cards” from the shop
• Right after you talk to Blobert for the first time
  -> choose to give a card to the corpse if your boldness is higher than your charm
  -> choose to give a card to the principal if your charm is higher than your boldness
• when the prince is with Vera
  -> choose to give a card to the prince if your creativity is higher than your fun
  -> choose to fold a card into a paper airplane if your fun is higher than your creativity
• when confronting the slayer
  -> choose the card about a brother if your smarts is higher than your charm
  -> choose “those boots were made for rockin’!” if your charm is higher than your smarts
• go to prom alone

the item for this route can only be obtained in a base-game playthrough. If you’re in a second-term playthrough the item will not appear on the shop

• Get 8 money and buy “An Arcane Floppy Disc” from the shop
• visit the library, and when Damien threatens to start arson: (once again, classic Damien)
  -> choose to hack the virus if your smarts is higher than your charm
  -> choose to strike a pose if your charm is higher than your smarts
• when Calculester is being suspected of being a robot
  -> choose “cool hat” if your fun is higher than your smarts
  -> choose “we are all programmed slaves” if your smarts is higher than your fun
• when asked what makes you feel alive
  -> choose “doing something crazy” if your boldness is higher than your smarts
  -> choose “when drinking this magic drink” if your smarts is higher than your boldness
• when you need to save Calculester (again)
  -> choose to do the robot dance if your fun is higher than your charm
  -> choose to do a heartfelt speech if your charm is higher than your fun
• go to prom alone

personal note – If you look at Calculester in the ending CG of this route and also when he accepts to go to prom with you in Second Term you might notice a cute detail

once again, the item for this route can only be obtained in a base-game playthrough.

• Get 10 money and buy “The Totem of Z’Gord” from the shop
• when you wanna find a sacrifice for the deity
  -> choose to start a giant bonfire if your fun is higher than your charm
  -> choose to sacrifice yourself if your charm is higher than your fun
• when the Coven confronts you about the totem
  -> choose to swallow the totem if your boldness is higher than your smarts
  -> choose to make the totem disappear if your smarts is higher than your boldness
• when the deity is summoned choose to ask it to prom! (you will need more charm than boldness) the other option will cancel the route
• go to prom alone

• Get 7 money and buy “an ancient tome of forbidden arts” from the shop
• when asked how to get the kidney of an angel
  -> choose to fake needing a kidney transpant if your charm is higher than your money
  -> choose to buy one at the store if your money is higher than your charm
• when you need to high-five
  -> choose to say it’s a hand ring if your creativity is higher than your charm
  -> choose “do you really wanna be left out?” if your charm is higher than your creativity
• when you need to open an interdimentional rift
  -> choose “connectivity problem” if your smarts is higher than your charm
  -> choose to convince to open the rift for you if your charm is higher than your smarts
• go to prom with Polly or Scott

personal note: let the credits roll and check the ending polaroids in this one, it’s amazing!

• Get 4 money and buy a lemon from the shop
• when looking at startkicker to get an idea
  -> choose beta access to lemonade if your smarts is higher than your fun
  -> choose body pillow if your fun is higher than your smarts
• when you need to make Scott and Miri go viral
  -> choose to convince a celebrity if your charm is higher than your boldness
  -> choose to make a controversy if your boldness is higher than your charm
• when you look again at startkicker for inspiration
  -> choose lemonade sequel if your is creativity higher than your boldness
  -> choose make one of the backers a character if your boldness is higher than your creativity
• go to prom with Scott or Miranda

• Get 7 money and buy the cursed locket of Winstom Montgomery from the shop
• when you gotta share your “#1 snorting safety tip”
  -> choose to test the locket if your charm is higher than your smarts
  -> choose to stay hydrated if your smarts is higher than your charm
• when the you and the Coven want to know about the finished business of a ghost
  -> choose creepy kid if your charm is higher than your smarts
  -> choose ouija board if your smarts is higher than your charm
• when you need to be sincere with Polly
  -> choose to say you want to understand her if your boldness is higher than your charm
  -> choose to say you were wrong to judge her if your charm is higher than your boldness
• go to prom with Polly

personal note: that ending CG absolutely shattered my heart into a million pieces, I am still recovering to this day

• Get 10 money and buy Val’s Declassified Gorgon Befriending Guide from the shop
• choose whatever you want (you will fail every choice but don’t worry)
• go to prom with Vera

• Get 7 money and buy “Conspiracy theories on why you never gotten to see Kale around here” from the shop
• when you need to make a good first impression
  -> choose “sexy gamekid console” if your charm is higher than your fun
  -> choose the Dylan Rupert if your fun is higher than your charm
• when talking about joint
  -> choose sommelier if your smarts is higher than your creativity
  -> choose origami artist if your creativity is higher than your smarts
• when Kale disappears
  -> choose to go to the police if your charm is higher than your smarts
  -> choose plant biologist if your smarts is higher than your charm
• go to prom alone

• Get the “thank you letter” from the shop, it’s free
• do whatever you want, there are no choices. Just remember you won’t get two endings at once so once you get the letter you’re locked with this ending
• go to prom alone or with any of the six main interests

• Get 5 money and buy “a fake title of nobility” from the shop
• when Bellanda appears and you have to give a title to Miranda
  -> choose “keeper of the best hairstyle” if your charm is higher than your boldness
  -> choose “the commanding voice” if your boldness is higher than your charm
• when Miranda needs motivation
  -> choose “make cute eyes” if your charm is higher than your boldness
  -> choose “this chainsaw” if your boldness is higher than your charm
• when thinking about something to hate
  -> choose “people that are not millionaires” if your charm is higher than your boldness
  -> choose “airpeople!!” if your boldness is higher than your charm
• go to prom with Miranda

• Get money 10 and buy “very weird drugs” from the shop

  IMPORTANT NOTE: this item only appears when there are exactly 3 events left on your playthough (not counting lunch)

• when Polly gets scared
  -> choose “walk into the limits of reality” if your boldness is higher than your smarts
  -> choose “turn off the game” if your smarts is higher than your boldness this choice gave me a mini heart-attack
• when trying to convince Liam
  -> choose raise your hand if your creativity is higher than your smarts if you choose this but your smarts is higher you’ll get an achievement, but you won’t get the ending
  -> choose the website if your smarts is higher than your creativity
• when trying to escape
  -> choose “look behind you” if your creativity is higher than your charm
  -> choose “outside help” if your charm is higher than your creativity
• go to prom with Liam, Scott, or Polly

• Get 7 money and buy a Lore Coupon from the shop
• when asked who do you want to know about
  -> choose Faith, duh (you will need more smarts than boldness)
• when you have to lie about cats
  -> choose “they have organs and skin and come in different colors” if your creativity is higher than your boldness
  -> choose “that they are 17 feet tall” if your boldness is higher than your creativity
• when asked how to prevent people mistaking Faith for evil Faith
  -> choose super secret handshake if your fun is higher than your creativity
  -> choose “you look like you’re into death metal” if your creativity is higher than your fun. (Faith with the absolutely based taste in music)
• when confronting evil Faith
  -> choose gamble if your boldness is higher than your charm
  -> choose “asking for a hug” if your charm is higher than your boldness
• go to prom alone

• Get 7 money and buy the lore coupom from the shop again
• when asked who do you want to know more about
  -> choose Hope (you will need boldness higher than creativity)
• when asked to help with Hope’s business
  -> choose device if your smarts is higher than your creativity
  -> choose cute cat if your creativity is higher than your smarts
• when you wanna come up with a theory about what’s happening with Hope
  -> choose “she’s a big corp CEO” if your creativity is higher than your boldness
  -> choose “the real Hope is inside of Joy” if your boldness is higher than your creativity
• when you talk to Hope again
  -> choose “go to Thailand” if your fun is higher than your charm
  -> choose “Whatsapp group” if your charm is higher than your fun
• go to prom alone

• Get 10 money and buy “A fairy in a bottle” from the shop
• when asked what is your RPG class
  -> choose “compliment caster” if your smarts is higher than your charm
  -> choose “ranger” if your charm is higher than your smarts
• when you need to boost your stats
  -> choose Lof-Yars-Elf if your smarts is higher than your boldness
  -> choose Relaxas if your boldness is higher than your smarts
• when you have to fight the Owlbear
  -> choose “axe of introspection” if your boldness is higher than your creativity
  -> choose “convince to suplex the Owlbear” if your creativity is higher than your boldness
• go to prom alone

• Get 8 money and buy a map from the shop
• when Dahlia asks you to be her tactician
  -> choose motivation if your fun is higher than your smarts
  -> choose poetry if your smarts is higher than your fun
• when asked for an attack plan
  -> choose to build a bomb if your creativity is higher than your smarts
  -> choose to hire a hell consultant if your smarts is higher than your creativity
• when asked to advise Dahlia
  -> choose to regulate condo developments if your creativity is higher than your fun
  -> choose free wi-fi if your fun is higher than your creativity
• go to prom alone

• Get money 8 and buy a police report from the shop
• when Scott is about to sell out Vera
  -> choose “snitching is last week’s challenge” if your creativity is higher than your charm
  -> choose “the other crimes would be sad” if your charm is higher than your creativity
• when asked what defines a millenial
  -> choose “ruining an industry” if your smarts is higher than your creativity
  -> choose “a job hard to explain” if your creativity is higher than your smarts
• when trying to convince Fellow Student to buy booze
  -> choose “it’s to treat this wound” if your is boldness higher than your charm
  -> choose “it’s to support a small business” if your charm is higher than your boldness
• when Fellow Student is having doubts
  -> choose “kickass cap” if your fun is higher than your charm
  -> choose “moments at summer camp” if your charm is higher than your fun
• go to prom alone

• Get 8 money and buy a change of place from the shop
• when Dmitri and the Interdimentional prince approach you
  -> choose “joining the dark side would be like marrying the night” if your charm is higher than your smarts
  -> choose “convince Dmitri that the prince is a better suitor” if your smarts is higher than your charm
• when you need to make rules for their relationship
  -> choose “playing Monopoly is off-limits” if your fun is higher than your smarts
  -> choose “don’t get rules from a semi-stranger” if your smarts is higher than your fun
• when asked to help with the marriage
  -> choose to hire strippers if your money is higher than your creativity
  -> choose to act as strippers if your creativity is higher than your money
• go to prom alone

• The first time this ending is available, you will find that the cafeteria has more room than usual. By pushing the camera to the left you will find the Narrator sitting at a table. If you talk to him you will begin his route, However if you fail you will need to buy his hat from the shop for 15 money
• when asked to take the Narrator into one of your misadventures
  -> choose yes, bruh. If you choose “no” the route is cancelled
• when coming up with something crazy to try
  -> choose “talking narrator dolls” if your creativity is higher than your charn
  -> choose “narrate for each other” if your charm is higher than your creativity
• when asked for advanced narrating advice
  -> choose “WWDD” if your smarts is higher than your fun
  -> choose “sound effects” if your fun is higher than your smarts
• when talking about prom
  -> choose “but you’ve never been to prom!” if your smarts is higher than your charm
  -> choose “sex” if your charm is higher than your smarts
• go to prom alone

note: you can only get the gift once per playthrough, and if you’re on a multiplayer session only one of the players can get it. If you don’t get the item you want from the gift you have to either restart the playthrough or just try to get some other ending and try again later

• Get “the sh*tter” from the gift
• when Liam is trying to explain what the sh*tter is and Damien is losing his damn mind over it
  -> choose to catch a real sh*tter if your boldness is higher than your creativity
  -> choose to re-enact the scene if your creativity is higher than your boldness
• when buying plane tickets
  -> choose to collect security cameras if your smarts is higher than your fun
  -> choose to collect all the sh*ts if your fun is higher than your smarts (ah yeah sure this sounds like a fun time… I suppose)
• when trying to make a diversion
  -> choose celebrities if your smarts is higher than your fun
  -> choose k-pop and Garfield if your fun is higher than your smarts
• go to prom with Liam or Damien

• Get “a drawing from a random kid” from the gift
• when talking to Scott and Vera
  -> choose to start discussing jazz if your smarts is higher than your fun
  -> choose to make a silly face if your fun is higher than your smarts
• when Scott is talking about pizza
  -> choose “convince that you’re a time traveller” if your charm is higher than your boldness
  -> choose to act like an entitled piece of sh*t if your boldness is higher than your charm
• when Scott has the bag of potatoes
  -> choose “some people have a hard time putting emotions into words” if your charm is higher than your creativity
  -> choose to pin a ribbon on the sack of potatoes if your creativity is higher than your charm
• go to prom with Scott or Vera

• Get “Mind control classes” from the gift

  to get the “Eel” ending you must fail at least two of the scenarios. To get the Serf Party ending you must not fail at least two of the scenarios. 😀

• when you meet Pheel and get to know his true intentions
  -> choose “drinking is overrated” if your boldness is higher than your fun
  -> choose “poison antidote” if your fun is higher than your boldness
• when coming up with a party activity
  -> choose “security game” if your creativity is higher than your fun
  -> choose “opium” if your fun is higher than your creativity
• when the cake has an assassin
  -> choose “very convincing propaganda” if your creativity is higher than your charm
  -> choose grandma if your charm is higher than your creativity
• go to prom with Miranda

personal notes: The polaroids in the “Eel” ending are very, very, very sad fr. It’s probably the only time in the game where I actually felt sad regarding Miranda. But tbh Pheel is based tho.

• Get “a date with Valerie” from the gift
• when trying to decide how to wrap a gift for Aaravi
  -> choose to disassemble the bear if your creativity is higher than your smarts
  -> choose to travel to Nepal if your smarts is higher than your creativity
• when choosing a coupon for the Coven
  -> choose a lore coupon if your smarts is higher than your fun
  -> choose the pizza one if your fun is higher than your smarts
• when choosing something for Blobert
  -> choose to dress like him for a day if your is creativity higher than your boldness
  -> choose to hire a retired FBI agent if your boldness is higher than your creativity
• when choosing a gift for Valerie
  -> choose a course in optical physics if your smarts is higher than your crearivity
  -> choose a e-commerce website if your creativity is higher than your smarts
• go to prom alone

By Berizimi