Need to know which stat you’re gonna gain from this weird trinket Noodles is trying to get rid of? Say no more!
The basics
At Noodles’ stand, you can exchange one of your trinkets against one of Noodles’ trinkets. You lose the stats from the trinket you give up, gain the stats from the trinket you gained (the amount of stats gained and lost depend on which week you’re at, see table below).
You always have six trinkets, but only four are available at a time. Similarly, Noodles has a ton of trinkets but only has four available at a time.
You always have six trinkets, but only four are available at a time. Similarly, Noodles has a ton of trinkets but only has four available at a time.
Week
Stat amount
1-2
2
3-4
3
5-6
4
7-∞
5
(note: this is based on old data which may not be up to date, I have verified that it works at least up until week 5, do comment if anything’s wrong)
Want to know which trinket does what, or which trinkets you need for a particular stat? Just read below!
(note: it seems more trinkets have been added for release, I’ll update the guide as I find them, but don’t hesitate to comment if you found one that’s missing!)
Starting Items
You always start with the same six items, one for each stat. Here they are:
Hype
The sequel to an erotic fanfic about dragons
Magic
Gas canister
Mind
“How to roadtrip” the book
Money
Someone else’s credit card / SSN
Soul
Postcard from your Mom
Stamina
Scott Snacks
Every trinket (alphabetical order)
“+50 karma points” voucher
Soul
Ashes of a man whose dying wish was to be given to a random roadtripper
Soul
A baby’s first satanist kit
Magic
Bounty hunter contract
Money
CEO action figure with real business advice
Money
Coin from a different dimension
Money
The dangerous blade-blade
Hype
Donation to Noodles’ charity for impoverished Noodles
Soul
Edible potato
Stamina
Emergency goat blood
Magic
Enchanted guitar that can only play Wonderwall
Hype
Encyclopedia Necronomica
Mind
Enlightment bulb
Mind
An evil deity trapped in a snowglobe
Magic
Evil gummy bears
Stamina
An exclusive cult membership ring
Magic
A flask of holy water
Soul
Forbidden fruit condoms
Hype
Gas canister
Magic
Haunted rearview mirror
Magic
Horse costume (butt only)
Hype
“How to roadtrip” the book
Mind
An incredibly delicious salad
Stamina
Inflatable boyfriend
Hype
Instant Noodles
Stamina
“I went to Heaven and all I got was this dumb T-shirt” T-shirt
Soul
Macaroni art
Stamina
Marbles, guac, and a penguin mask
Hype
MC Griffin’s album full of sick beats
Hype
Mind Control Lessons
Magic
The new and improved multiplication table
Mind
A nobility title
Money
Nuclear launch codes
Mind
Off-brand Scott Snacks
Stamina
A possibly-too-smart toilet
Mind
Postcard from your Mom
Soul
Primordial soup
Stamina
Pure horsepower
Magic
A rad tattoo
Hype
Scott Snacks
Stamina
The sequel to an erotic fanfic about dragons
Hype
Someone else’s credit card / SSN
Money
Spare kidney
Stamina
Stonks
Money
A teacup unicorn who needs a good home
Soul
Treasure map / Business roadmap
Money
The Truth
Mind
Hype trinkets
The dangerous blade-blade
Enchanted guitar that can only play Wonderwall
Forbidden fruit condoms
Horse costume (butt only)
Inflatable boyfriend
Marbles, guac, and a penguin mask
MC Griffin’s album full of sick beats
A rad tattoo
The sequel to an erotic fanfic about dragons
Magic trinkets
A baby’s first satanist kit
Emergency goat blood
An evil deity trapped in a snowglobe
An exclusive cult membership ring
Gas canister
Haunted rearview mirror
Mind Control Lessons
Pure horsepower
Mind trinkets
Encyclopedia Necronomica
Enlightment bulb
“How to roadtrip” the book
The new and improved multiplication table
Nuclear launch codes
A possibly-too-smart toilet
The Truth
Money trinkets
Bounty hunter contract
CEO action figure with real business advice
Coin from a different dimension
A nobility title
Someone else’s credit card / SSN
Stonks
Treasure map / Business roadmap
Soul trinkets
“+50 karma points” voucher
Ashes of a man whose dying wish was to be given to a random roadtripper
Donation to Noodles’ charity for impoverished Noodles
A flask of holy water
“I went to Heaven and all I got was this dumb T-shirt” T-shirt
Postcard from your Mom
A teacup unicorn who needs a good home
Stamina trinkets
Edible potato
Evil gummy bears
An incredibly delicious salad
Instant Noodles
Macaroni art
Off-brand Scott Snacks
Primordial soup
Scott Snacks
Spare kidney
By LaChouette