Need for Speed™ Heat: The Ultimate Ricer Guide

There comes a time when we all need to get introduced to the ”car scene.”
This guide will help you simulate a real car owners ”first time” modifiers experience but in this game instead.

 

@ the Dealership

”Yo, whatsup? Gimme some pure vroom-vroom and some phat discounts, because i’m boutta’ rip everything apart and replace with some brand named parts!”

I was not intending for that last part to rhyme, I am not a rapper. Anyway…

Head to the dealership via the map. It will ask you if you are ready to spend some money.

Click the: ”Yes I am.” button and proceed.


For this guide we will need an appropriate automobile, and nothing is of interest for us but the ”Nissan Skyline G to the T.”


It will ask you if you are sure that you want to purchase such a fine piece. You will of course say: ”Yes I am, I will pledge my life to you from now on.” (Click the button that says that…)


Now when you got your car, it is time to drive it to the garage.
Do not crash it…

Performance
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When 5 is too little and 6 will not cut it, we need a 7 speed gearbox.

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Do not know what this is, but it is spinning and it looks cool so…- add it!

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If you are not getting back problems from entering and exiting your vehicle after the first 60 days of owning this suspension, you gotta lower it more.

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Daily street driving @ 30km/h requires some serious hardware… so we are gonna add this to our shopping cart right now! Oh, it also has a cool brand name on it, that is 30 more horsepower without even breaking a sweat! Kewl…

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This bad boy is the where it is at! Not only does it take up your whole engine room but it also compensates for the lost space by making your car sound cooler and run better. Did I mention it adds 800+ horsepower? No? Well it does now…

It will also spark some interesting conversations with friends that drive along with you!
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The police is trying their best to listen to you and your friend while you talk about what the original rubber ducks’ colour is? Disrupt their signal with this bad boy!
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This is the power to the people in form of a small can. Force your engine to overclock with the flick of a button and feel your back being sucked so hard into the car seat that you are travelling to another dimension to when the dinosaurs roamed the earth. While the speedometer is doing laps around itself like it is possesed, time will cease to exist in the vicinity of your car. That is what i call power! Also, why only do it one time? When you can refill this sucker back up and experience another lap around the earth again, again, again and again!

Some things might not be on this list, but you can go ahead and replace them with the best fitting parts!

Paintjob

The paintjob is the real deal: Make your vehicle stand out in the blink of an eye!

To kick things off, we would want to navigate to this little menu

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Now starts the funny process, you can pick any colour you want, but for the sake of this guide we are sticking with the colour option shown below!
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Customization

Now we are ready to hop into the customization menu.

To really pimp it out the right way (and maximize the horsepower potential) I will walk you through how to do it the right way!

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Finishing it up with the sound system, we want the best of the best so we are going with the loudest. We want our windows to shake like a f*cking rattlesnake when we bounce up to the car meetings.

With not only 1 decibel but a stunning 170 decibel under the roof, they will know… they will now that…- there is a guy who knows where it is at!

Wheels

The wheels are what makes the vehicle roll. I mean, it does not make it roll but it helps the car, you know… TO ROLL! Haha!

(On a more serious note…)

To have them look stunning is a job for it self, that is why this section is for: ‘wheels’

Navigate your mouse cursor over this option. Do not click it yet…

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Okay… now you can click it!

You can choose between ”Front Rims” or ”Back Rims” edit both of them to your liking. Just remember to get a: ”as close as possible results” as the pictures below!

Decals

In this part of the guide you are allowed to edit your decals to your hearts content. Just be sure to never skip the sponsors on the side. It really angers the car gods, so please do not do that…

Here are some of my decals (which I am very proud of.)


I am not certain what the banner says, I think it means that I am very polite and good looking.


Nothing screams ‘poetic’ more than this quote from: ”Assasin’s Creed III”


This is the pillar of horsepower. Mankind has never rested their eyes on such a pillar of famous car part brands in their entire life. Your friends will be jealous, you are famous now! Someone asks you:

– Simpleton 1: Are these parts really fitted on your car?

– You, (Chad Turbo): I mean, does it look like I have them stuffed in my wardrobe?

License Plate

If you got to tell the world what you stand for in two words, what would it be?

That is correct! This part of the guide will cover your needs of a new license plate

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To change the ugly frame to a more appealing one, press this fella here

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Now for the most important section: THE NAME! Okay, maybe not THAT dramatic but you get the gist.
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Underglow

Underglow? Under glow? Anyway… police hates it.

– Person 1: ”Did Christmas Day come early this year?”

– Person 2: ”I think their lights are broken and therefore reflect under the car.”

– Chad Dude Ricer (you): ”Yes.”

Perfect that we are gonna click this option in the menu next.
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⠀⠀Violet, the colour of speed and mystery: add it!? Hell yes!
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Exhaust Sound

– ”Boom, brppppbrppp, vrrrrrr, pshhhhhh”

No, the car is not broken. In fact, this is a normal behaviour for a car like ours! Especially after the intructions on how to change your car exhaust system to sound more…- more… exhausted? Haha!
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Just kidding! It will sound good so keep following these instructions.

Navigate the menu until you stumble upon this option, or it stumbles upon you. Either way, click it (it does not bite you)
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Stance

About time we reached this part of the guide!

The stance is an important aspect of the car scene. It makes your vehicle look sophisticated and it shows off your expensive rims! Your suspension will cry at the wraith of the speedbumps and potholes scattered across the roads, but damn you will look so cool when you drive over them flashing: ”Dem’ expensive rims.”

Besides, who asked the suspensions about their opinion?

Navigate through the menu until you are reaching this button. Now click it please!
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Next, this is what your suspension stance should look like for our setup!
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