In this guide you will learn how to unlock all the unique Noise outfits from The Noise Update! SPOILERS!!!
Colors
Noise’s default clothes given to him after his birth
(Unlocked from the very beginning).
Boise
Unlocked by flying with the crusher jump and the slide spin.
To fly you need to jump up, then press your jump button and super jump button
at the same time to do Noise’s crusher jump. Then press your grab button
and either of the directional buttons (left or right) at the same time
making him spin mid-air.
Spam this move and you’ll eventually get the costume.
Roise
Kill 4 enemies in a row with Noise’s tornado spin attack.
Poise
Taunt at the level’s exit without losing your P rank!
esioN
Beat John Gutter with D rank in under 4 minutes!
Fast Porcupine
Get the “Slow Down Nerd” card after beating your save file. I assume the requirements for this card are the same as “You Are Quick As Hell” while you’re playing as Peppino.
You have to beat your save file in under 2 hours and 15 minutes. Please correct me if I’m wrong!
Feminine Side
Give the remaining money to Noisette Bnuyy!
Real Doise
Breakdance on Doise’s body in the last phase of the final boss!
Forest Goblin
Finish Gnome Forest without killing a single Noise Goblin.
Patterns
Beat the time of your corresponding Peppino save file!
For example, if you beat your Peppino save file 1 in 2 hours, you have to beat your Noise save file 1 in 1 hour 59 minutes.
Comedian
Breakdance for 10 seconds during any bossfight!
Best done in Fake Peppino bossfight after hitting him.
Banana
Slip on banana peels 10 times in one playthrough!
Noise TV
Unlocked by getting enough combo to have Noise come out of the TV!
You have to achieve combo of 50. You’ll get this skin organically if you’re going for P rank.
Madman
Finish a level with Pizzaface nearby!
Bubbly
Interract with every single Olive Bubble prop in Deep Dish Nine. Even the ones in secrets!
Well Done
Get kicked by every cow in Oregano Desert!
Granny Kisses
Interract with every single Granny in the game as Noise!
If you don’t know, Granny is the pizza lady who gives you tips.
There are 28 Grannies in total!
4 in tutorial level, 1 in Gnome Forest, 6 on the first floor, 4 on the second floor, 4 on the third floor, 5 on the forth floor and 4 on the final floor.
You’ll probably get this one organically.
Tower Guy
Unlocked by getting to every PTG (Pizza Tower Guy) in every level!
PTG is a secret NPC who appears in every level in the game, excluding bosses. He disappears after one minute, so you’ll have to be very quick!
This topic with every PTG location deserves it’s one guide, to be honest.
Bosses
Critic
Beat Pepperman without wasting your bombs!
Outlaw
Beat Vigilante without wasting your bombs!
Anti-Doise
Beat Doise without wasting your bombs!
Pro-tip: you’ll get this outfit automatically if you’ll decide to fight this boss again. Try it!
Flesh Eater
Beat Fake Peppino without wasting your bombs!
Super
Beat the final boss without wasting your bombs!
Good luck!
Halloween skins
If you unclocked them before you’ll have them available for Noise as well.