This guide will list all the different types of “pre-round” players in TF2.
The AFK
This person is AFK. They might be getting some coffee, watching YouTube in their shift+tab browser, eating… who knows! Whatever they’re doing, they ain’t moving!
The HAPPYYY
A Demoman that just spams G and keeps saying “HAPPY!” over & over again
The STAB STAB STAB
A Huntsman Sniper who keeps saying “STAB STAB STAB” over & over again
The Tryhard
A Pyro that tries to light people on fire through the gates
The Too Cool For Taunting
Someone who stands in the middle of their entire team who is Conga-ing, and refuses to join in
The Poker Face
Someone who doesn’t taunt at all. They’re very serious.
The Kill Binder
Someone who uses their kill bind to be funny
The Sniper
A Sniper that stands in one position, scoped in, waiting to take a shot…
The Taunt Killer
A person trying to taunt kill enemies through the gate… and failing
…or failing like this (a little less embarrassing)
The Leaper
This guy is a Scout/Soldier that jumps on top of things in spawn
The Unusual Taunter
A person showing off their unusual taunt
The Spammer
Someone that spams one single voice line over & over again (usually “MEDIC!” or “Spy”)
The Super Soaker
A Sniper who throws Jarate at the gate to cover enemies in it (or a Scout that throws Mad Milk)
The Conga/Kicker
Someone who uses Conga/Kazotsky Kick with their teammates
The Medic
A Medic that stands and builds up their Über
The Trapper
A Demoman who sets up sticky traps by the doors
The Alert
Someone who sees a Demoman setting up sticky traps and intensely stares at the stickies, to let the Demo know that they see them.
The Engie
An Engineer setting their stuff up
The Blatant Spy
An enemy Spy that is disguised as you/one of your teammates, spamming the “Spy” voice command while staring at you
The Hungry Russian Bear
A Heavy that eats Sandviches
The Classic
A player who paces around and uses stock taunts
The Bot
(You already know…)
The Charger
A Demoman that keeps charging into the wall over & over again
